Schrodinger's Possum

A Possum seen on the Side of the Road or on the Road laying down , and it is to be presumed untill further investigation that the Possum is neither living or Dead
"Oh look it's a Schrodinger's Possum!"

"Yep"
by SinnyBinny81 November 12, 2020
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Possum dip

Dipping your balls in a sock filled with hot soup
by Dannychinesenuts April 28, 2020
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Feeding the Possums

The act of taking a big shit. Something a possum would eat. Possums eat anything. Seriously.
Honey:"What's taking so long dear?"

Dear:"I'll be there in a minute Honey, I'm feeding the possums!"
by Darkmatter65 May 15, 2010
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sand possum

A possum that lives in the sand. Very ornery, very indignant, and overall mischievous. Has a long, fluffy tail.
Look over there! There's a sand possum scrounging around looking for corn.
by cornbear June 28, 2017
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possum hollow

A place in Western PA, just outside Wampum
by ChuckisIrish September 21, 2017
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Mama Possum

A slang form of people named Macaulay. This man is incredibly sloth like and spends most of his time in front of XBOX and playing with action figures. He is commonly noticed staring at girls from a distance, and may suddenly appear behind you without notice coming from the shadows. If bitten by him, check for rabies.

Most women wish they could understand the deepness of his quietness. While he may appear quiet, his brain is actually discovering the atomic mass of the woman standing next to him.
Girl 1 says, "Oh my gosh look at the guy staring at me. He is such a Mama Possum!!"

Girl 2: "Goodness Mama Possum, her face is up here, not down there!"

Girl 3: "Ah! Don't scare me like that! You just pulled a Mama Possum coming from the shadows like that.
by Wildboyz July 25, 2009
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Possum Trap

When you insert a possum trap into a silicone rubber ass. Then put the ass in a public toilet. When a unsuspecting target goes to insert his penis in sillicon ass, .The possum trap will engage on there penis and there for they will be possum trapped
Dave: hey Mick how was your weekend?
Mick: Not so good Dave, got bloody possum trapped again.
by Hansolo69 September 20, 2021
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