that one kid who says that they skate while they use a penny board or ripstik, if they even use something at all, while still pretending to be a pro skater dude.
*enters zumiez*
customer: “where is the penny board section?”
employee: “oh the poser section is that way.”
customer: “where is the penny board section?”
employee: “oh the poser section is that way.”
by bequeef October 30, 2019
Someone Who either dosent skate or sucks badly at it. and who wears skate brand cloths and talks shit about good skaters, and lies about tricks they cant do.
poser: dued i just landed a 12 stair yesterday
skater: cool, let me see you do it!
Poser: umm...... i..... i have some other things to do mabey later.
skater: poser.
skater: cool, let me see you do it!
Poser: umm...... i..... i have some other things to do mabey later.
skater: poser.
by eddiethek May 28, 2010
by JK Powell June 19, 2017
A person that believes heavily in cliques or social status, therefore acting differently around other people just to fit in. Posers usually end up having little or no friends in the end, because of these factors.
When people are not around:
Friend: Don't you think Star Wars is better than Titanic?
Poser: Hell yeah.
When people are around:
Friend: Don't you think Star Wars is better than Titanic?
Poser: Dude you're really gay.
Friend: Don't you think Star Wars is better than Titanic?
Poser: Hell yeah.
When people are around:
Friend: Don't you think Star Wars is better than Titanic?
Poser: Dude you're really gay.
by Zenoe May 30, 2010
1.Someone who pretends to like a certain thing to amuse a certain crowd.
2.Someone who pretends to like something they know little about just because there friends or people they know like it.
2.Someone who pretends to like something they know little about just because there friends or people they know like it.
Person one: "Dude did you hear about Daft Punks new album?
Person two: "What new album?"
Person one: "There new album it was so overhyped! It's called Random Access
Memories!"
Person two: "Oh yeah! That one!"
Person one: Yeah! Don't you love Get Lucky?
Person two: "Yeah I know I listed to it like 100 times! Which album is it
From again?"
Person one: "Dude.... Your such a poser."
Person two: "What new album?"
Person one: "There new album it was so overhyped! It's called Random Access
Memories!"
Person two: "Oh yeah! That one!"
Person one: Yeah! Don't you love Get Lucky?
Person two: "Yeah I know I listed to it like 100 times! Which album is it
From again?"
Person one: "Dude.... Your such a poser."
by umdum9 June 23, 2014
An annoying person who pretends to be someone they are not.Some try to act lke they are goth or prep or scene etc.Some are friends that try to act like you usually because they think you are cool.These types of posers usually have low self esteem or daddy issues.The second kind of posers are the most annoying as they will try to do everything you do or buy whatever you buy.
Poser:Look at my new DC shoes and Hollister hoody!They are just like Sally's!
Person:Shut the fuck up poser.
Person:Shut the fuck up poser.
by ohw2000 August 14, 2012
by shaniasws October 25, 2015