poser

1. a hard question
2. the way idiots spell poseur

man, number 47 is a poser *rubs chin*

you: the slut is such an emo goth punk poser
me: it's spelled 'poseur', you poseur
you: wateva

by pedro''s vagina October 23, 2007

poser

the word used to describe any boy/girl who looks punk/emo. usually wearing studded belt, converse, jeans, band t shirt, and dyed black hair. this word is mostly used BY the true punks and emos. the REAL ones wear studded belts, coverse, jeans, band t-shirts, and dyed black hair.

true punk #1: ohh look, here comes lulu, what a poser with her wannabe punk colored hair and written on converse! ( strokes his own mohawk)

true emo #1: yea, and her billy talent band shirt..shes probably never heard more than one of there songs! (looks down at his alexisonfire hoody)

by brandnew March 11, 2006

poser

A poser is someone who calls them self a punk and say just because they listen to the music tattoes and earings etc. they are punk but the real punk is on the inside....or it could be ghetto,wigger,prepp( a lot of those abercrombie biotches) most of these defintions people r writing well they are poser who suck there mom's dick!

instant messanger this guy who is worse than a prepp and acts like he is ghetto and watches and gets music info from trl(mtv) im him @ VOLDUDESTU

by stuart d. May 09, 2003

poser

Someone who is fronting or perpetrating on a scene they are not apart of.

You're such a poser because you don't actually skate yet you carry a skateboard.

by Cameron L. November 05, 2007

poser

lets think, a poser?, wannabe, is the best way to describe this kind of person. they try to fit in but cant, they stand out in a bad way, they dont belong to those they're with, they dress to match but forget the simpilst thing, they just dont match.

Jimmy went to town with all his punk friends, he wore a black t-shirt and cheap baggy jeans, the make up on his face was done by his sister, his nike trainers stood out against his dark jeans, he tries but knows that he will never be like his friends, who only put up with him out of pity, he is such a poser.

by craigybean April 01, 2006

poser

a person who copy the popular people...you know..those people who are soo freaking annoying that you just want to send them to Iraq...

lauren is a poser..

lauren::"like omg...thats soo funny..HAHAHHA""

us:: "uhhh were we talking to you?? i dont think soo"

lauren:: ".....(silent)(makes weird face)(weirder than usual)...HAHAHAHAHAH..you guys are so funny!!"

by elizabe December 19, 2005

poser

How to be rude to a fellow metalhead whilst showing yourself up at the same time

Shouting "fucking poser"! to a random person in the street

by philippa smith October 29, 2007