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Sweet on the porridge

Look at that guy, buying lots of champagne. He is sweet on the porridge.

Stir the Norwegian's porridge 

To insert unnecessary chaos into a situation. To escalate matters. To absolutely wreck someone's entire world possibly forever.
Fred: Just don't mention her ex-boyfriend when you talk to her. You'll just stir the Norwegian's porridge.

Jake: Got it. The last thing I want to do is to make a scene.

gone off porridge 

When you leave porridge out for too long and it goes rotten.
The gone off porridge tastes like shitty oats.

Bulldog eating porridge 

A rather large girl/man eating ass out with creamed corn smeared on their face.
She growled that ass like a bulldog eating porridge on a warm Sunday afternoon.

Bin bag full of porridge 

An insult used against a very fat and jiggly person.
“Shut up you bin bag full of porridge