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ham pony 

large proportioned individuals who emit an odor like warm processed meat and who wear extremely tight clothing so that ham roles out at multiple locations. Both conditions are required to qualify as a ham pony

plural: Pone Hammy's
"you'll need a crowbar to get the pants off of that ham pony" or "I'm going to ride that ham pony all the way to sloppy town"
Plural: "Cover your nuggets, here comes a herd of Pone Hammy's!"
ham pony by Ham Pony February 10, 2018
A drinking game where a party attendee messes up (defined by the person who calls "beer pony" and the party at large) and now he or she must finish their drink and run a lap (wherever you are: if you're in a house then the house, if you're in a field, then the field, etc).
Oh man, he dropped his freshly opened beer. Looks like he's going to have to do a beer pony!
Beer Pony by Codymac575 August 20, 2018

Cream Pony 

A short statured wealthy caucasian man with a pony tail that has a reputation for being an above average lover.
Did you see Derek last night at the bar? All the ladies say he’s a major cream pony. I think you should give him a shot !
Cream Pony by SophondaCox January 15, 2022

Ride a go pony 

a girl that lets a man mount and ride her
Grandma I hate my girlfriend, she's such a ride a go pony.

I knew she was a whore
Ride a go pony by mink2010 October 1, 2009

my little pony 

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my little pony by anonymous February 21, 2022

ponyboy michael curtis

A character from the outsiders. Sexy, hot, cute, adorable, shy, a fuckyboy. Putting all fuckboys to shame since the 80s.
"Damn, did you see that fuckboy, Kyle?" "He's not a fuckboy, Ponyboy Michael Curtis is the first fuckboy!"Outsiders theoutsiders fuckboys 14 ponyboy curtis 80s
ponyboy michael curtis by Snowy2552 September 12, 2015