Moscow Plumber

A male with a russian-style mustache that sucks the fecal matter from a woman's anus

Josh is a Moscow Plumber

Bill has performed a moscow plumber on that bitch

by Pimpdaddy'oKyle February 9, 2010

Plumbers Dream

the act of sticking your head in a already pooped in toliet while your your girlfriend or boyfriend gives you a rim job.

I just got a plumbers dream from my girlfriends

by cum aid123 April 13, 2011

dirty plumber

After plunging a toilet you stick the plunger on your partners face and then fuck them.

Andrea: I am sick today because Winston came over last night and did the dirty plumber.

Stephanie: Really? You got sick from that?

by Chunkylover18 January 15, 2009

The Ultimate Plumber

When you are in the middle of having sex in someone elses bathroom while a party is going on downsairs and you proceed to crack the toilet in half !!

Where is that water coming from ?? SHIT !!! Rivas pulled The Ultimate Plumber !!

by Shane Vernon March 31, 2008

Sick Plumber

The sick plumber occurs when a dude is boning a girls' ass (thus blocking the "pipes"), and she slips out a fart that stinks so bad it makes the plumber throw-up immediately all over her back.

After giving Olivia the sick plumber, the gentleman peaced-out, making her clean the puke off her own back and bed.

by J. Kellett Z. December 15, 2008

commercial plumber

A person who doesn't take shit from anyone. Absolute badassary. Parades around like the big swinging dicks that they are. Work hard mentality. Most of them are alcoholics.

Wow that commercial plumber didn't take any shit from that power lineman.

by Hogtooth14 May 31, 2017

plumbers ptsd

When a plumber acts though as if he has been through war. This state of misery also commonly mistaken for an illness is frequently experienced by those individuals also suffering from bi-polar syndrome, erectile distinction , and in more serious cases , constipation.

What’s wrong with that guy? He acts like he has ptsd. Like for frig sakes buddy your a plumber, grow up ya grump cuck. I think you might have plumbers ptsd!

by Turd Hearder October 22, 2019