The act of lying face down in an extremely rigid state, with arms and legs straight, hence resembling a wooden 'plank'. Recent, hard-hitting fad in particular throughout Australia. Has been known to be lethal if participated in irrisponsibly, however the fad involves competition of participators composed of the danger/difficulty of the particular plank. Despite this, planking can be embraced by the begginner to the advanced, with potential planking surfaces ranging from the ground to on top of moving vehicles. However many plankers choose to rest the head on one surface and the feet on another, hence creating a bridgelike 'plank'.
by flip69 June 12, 2011
Get the Plankingmug. by swaggtv1969 July 30, 2011
Get the Plankingmug. hey whats he doing with that plank of wood
i think he's gona use it to stop anybody going into his room whiles he's doing stuff, he calls it his wank plank
i think he's gona use it to stop anybody going into his room whiles he's doing stuff, he calls it his wank plank
by dec457 April 24, 2011
Get the wank plankmug. by talk2me-JCH2 June 30, 2017
Get the spank the plankmug. A pontoon boat usually owned by 20-30 year old males used primarily for picking up chicks and fucking them on the floor.
by Chain-o-lakes August 19, 2008
Get the FUCK PLANKmug. by Sgas August 5, 2013
Get the Skank plankmug. Somebody is who is beyond stupid in general or at certain tasks. They are so dumb that they compare to a plank of wood in terms of brain usage.
In fact the plank of wood will usually solve the task before the person.
In fact the plank of wood will usually solve the task before the person.
by MrWeldon February 6, 2018
Get the thick as a plankmug.