fat patter

insult used for teacher, substitute for "fucker"

"Dude, that fat patter gave me an F!"

by Rolodex Polk March 24, 2004

no-pinter

A girl who requires (approximately) no pints of beer in order for you to want to shag her.

Yeah, she's a bit annoying. But to be honest, she's a no-pinter.

by Alex Jones May 24, 2006

Denver Patten

See: Chuck Norris
1. Sexy
2. Gets all the ladies
3. Just cant be beat

Omfg that dude is awsome

No he is a Denver Patten

by Da real man November 12, 2012

Snappy patter

Fast talking, clipped dialogue like from 1930s and 40s gangster movies. Also smart quick conversation like in The West Wing and any Aaron Sorkin script.

Snappy Patter is quick dialogue; watch a Jimmy Stewart movie or West Wing episode....Newsroom on HBO too.

by Annebeth216 November 6, 2013

dick petter

When you don't have a pet to pet, and just pet your boyfriends dick.

" I need a pet to pet, I got tired of being a dick petter. "

by SonnyInAKat December 10, 2016

Sasha Pieterse

Sasha Pieterse is a gorgeous, beautiful, inspirational person. She is most known for playing Alison Lauren Dilaurentis on the TV Drama show Pretty Litte Liars. She has been acting since the age of 4 and she is now 22, turning 23 on February 17th 2019. She is also a singer, dancer and a cook! I love her so much and she is amazing!

Sasha Pieterse is such an amazing actress! I love her so much.

by pieterse November 19, 2018

The Patterson Effect

That uncanny event in which your computer no longer is experiencing issues at the exact moment it is brought to IT, making you look both stupid and intentionally disrespectful of the IT representative's time. Don't be a Patterson.

Man I looked like a doofus at the IT desk today. The Patterson Effect got me again!

by MattTheBastard May 10, 2019