Mega Pint

A pint glass containing a large glass of Sauvignon Blanc with ice and a splash of soda.

5 down and you’re fucked.
No beers for me today John… I’m on the mega pints
by Lynny79 August 14, 2023
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St. Petersburg Pint

A chilled pint glass, filled halfway with ice and filled to the pint mark with vodka
I just enjoyed a great St. Petersburg Pint
by Mr T Roll November 15, 2019
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One Pint Pissed

The feeling of ecstacy you get after your first beer, usually after a long week, when you are unwinding with friends
Mate, I'm One Pint Pissed! I feel great!
by eric bisto October 24, 2020
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pint pounder

Someone who loves a good pint (of beer). This person drinks pints often and quickly.
“That Michael is a real pint pounder ey? Ah but sure it’s his birthday, let the man drink! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL MC!!”
by thedumbbummblebee February 26, 2024
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Eight pints gorgeous

A woman who is so pug ugly you need to be pissed out of your brain to shag her
Sober, I wouldn't touch her with yours, but she was eight pints gorgeous so when the pub closed I took her up the back alley
by Up her transom my handsome August 22, 2016
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Mystery Pint

An opportunely discovered unfinished and unattended glass of beer or cider which is swiftly acquired and consumed by the seeker of such mystery pints. Often these can be found in Wetherspoons or other watering holes close to the closing hour.

The risk of being caught and/or health consequences of finishing strangers’ potentially adulterated drinks in a pub is the crux of the ‘mystery’ of this money-saving technique and conducive to the thrill and excitement of stumbling upon a holy-grail of fermented grains.
A: “Good time at the pub last night?”
B: “Clocked in a solid shift. Might have had a couple dodgy mystery pints, though”
by mrshitfaced May 24, 2024
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How many pints?

A phrase commonly used by people to determin how many pints of beer they would need to consume before they would shag someone (usually aimed at a mid or ugly female).
*Weight loss advert appears on TV with a fat lady*

Joe: *points at the TV* "Hey Billy how many pints?"

Billy: "At least 4"
by boingyplunk January 24, 2024
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