community phone

a lame excuse for talking to numerous girls via text...: one person owns a "nice phone" and his friends use it to txt their girlfriends

Marahh: Jason why are u txting so many girls on your phone

Jason: its a community phone my friends share it with me

Marah: yea i bet....

by evades muy sexyy 6969 June 23, 2010

whore phone

A cheap phone that you only give the number to whores, so that they don't bother you on your regular phone.

Hey, that looks like a candidate for my whore phone!

by Kate the Great 127 December 16, 2008

Phone High

When two friends call each other high and have a meeting

Wanna have phone high?

poop
Anita Poop
Hugh Jass

oh hi.

by Biamanda May 29, 2008

Phone Jab

A jab with a phone

Hi Penny
Hey Dave
You okay?
Yeah, you?
PHONE JAB!!!
ow.

by DaveEggo February 14, 2012

Phone Shy

The inablility to talk on the phone due to extreme shyness.

Noel is too phone shy. I cant get her to have phone sex with me.

by esco August 14, 2004

Red Phone

The act of screening a call from family, a friend, or common acquaintance. Can have hazardous result depending upon the speed of the screen. Usually accomplished through a cell phone.

"Are you sure you called him, you were hardly on the phone."

"It went straight to his answering machine. He red phoned me back to the stone age."

by King Hogs May 10, 2008

phone pig

Noun.

One who is forced to earn a living by spending each day on the phone either receiving or making phone calls for the purposes of marketing, sales or customer support. Though generally reviled, Phone Pigs are often intelligent creatures, forced to accept crappy jobs due to a stagnant employment market. Happily, most phone pigs have a short life span, often quitting with the words 'Fuck this, I'm going to live in Australia.'

'We need to recruit some more Phone Pigs; the others have all topped themselves.'

'I work as a Phone Pig to pay for studio time.'

by Slut Bum Wallah October 15, 2013