philippines

the best goddamn place on earth. better than china

guy 1: i live in the philippines
guy 2: i’ve heard it’s nice there

by probablypeenuts February 1, 2024

Philippino Steamboat

When you dunk your nuts in a glass of chocolate milk with a straw and someone blows bubbles into it while your nuts are in it.

Bro you gotta check out the glory hole on 47th street. They gave me the best philippino steamboat. Straight chocolate jacuzzi!

by Jared Subway March 3, 2026

Philippian tubes

Where Greek babies came from "way back when".

If your little one asks you "The Question", you can semi-clearly utter, "Philippian tubes" and show him/her a map of the northern-Aegean-Sea area. That way, you are giving an essentially-truthful answer, while still "keeping the conversation G-rated" --- i.e., without divulging any actual "adult-themed" info. Plus said youngster will likely become either bored or "info-overloaded" while staring at the map, and thus will forget about his/her original question.

by QuacksO February 26, 2025

Marie-Philippine

Don’t let yourself be put off by the unholy number of letters in her name. Marie-Philippine is an amazing person! You will be impressed by her numerous skills such as playing the harp, singing, writers amazing literature essays... Her kindness and charisma make her one of the most trustworthy friends you could ever ask for, although I don’t recommend asking her to take care of your children, especially if they’re uneducated jerks.

Marie-Philippine’s natural habitat is a twenty one pilots concert

Virginie = I’m sure Marie-Philippine will save the world someday

by Nayanay February 2, 2020

Book of Philippines

A biblical chapter recounting an early history of a group of islands in the southeast-Asian area of the Pacific.

I don't know why the Book of Philippines is even included in the Bible, since most events recounted there took place in the Middle East and Africa, not in southeastern Asia.

by QuacksO September 21, 2018

Austronesian Museum Philippines

Austronesian Museum Philippines defines the AUSTRONESIAN OCEAN which covers several continents. Based in Iloilo City, The Philippines, it is being run by The Iloilo-Guimaras Strait Organization headed and founded by Abraham.

The Austronesian Museum Philippines holds the key to all the seas.

by The Austronesian Museum Philip June 3, 2025

philipino slip

Another word for a Floridian slip.

"Suck my cock."
"Sure"
"Now that's a Philipino slip."

by REEKFORPREZ March 31, 2016