the absolute worst name ever.
usually describes a self-absorbed, creeper who has terrible breath. his only goal in life is to get in your pants but he will inevitably fail because of his lack of class, his rude demeanor and his average at best appearance.
known to awkwardly stroke your elbow and offer non-existent drinks to lure you away from your friends
usually describes a self-absorbed, creeper who has terrible breath. his only goal in life is to get in your pants but he will inevitably fail because of his lack of class, his rude demeanor and his average at best appearance.
known to awkwardly stroke your elbow and offer non-existent drinks to lure you away from your friends
fucking paul and his bad breath.
by Murricle n C-Unit November 18, 2010
Get the Paulmug. by Kentucky Miller November 4, 2013
Get the Paulmug. by Yo Mama Obama LOL April 24, 2014
Get the Paulmug. by MrPaulisannoying June 25, 2019
Get the Paulmug. 
A super awesome, tall, handsome, amazing otherworldly creature. A Paul can do no wrong, and always answers his phone when you call. He will text you good morning and goodnight on the daily. If you get mad at a Paul you can rest assured that he will accept you a-Paul-ogy. This man is perfection personified. You will reach utopia with Paul. Unfortunately there is only one Paul, and he's mine. I guess nobody will ever get to know what utopia is. Sorry everybody. At least you have urban dictionary to help you with simply imagining it.
Ex. 1
Gurl my boyfriend is hot!
Not as hot as ma' Paul .
That's true. (A single teardrop rolls down her cheek.)
Ex. 2
Paul! Where is you?
Paul ain't around. He's off fightin' raccoons off with his good looks.
Gurl my boyfriend is hot!
Not as hot as ma' Paul .
That's true. (A single teardrop rolls down her cheek.)
Ex. 2
Paul! Where is you?
Paul ain't around. He's off fightin' raccoons off with his good looks.
by Missy isme August 3, 2016
Get the Paulmug.