pajama fits

Those middle of the night or early morning bouts of anxiety that wake you from a deep sleep so that you can fret and sweat over real or imagined problems, all of which appear to have an inevitable and disastrous conclusion; however, when you wake up the next morning, they don't appear nearly as bad or as catastrophic.

I'm totally whipped this morning. I had pajama fits all night about that sound in the attic, which can only be explained as a pack of oversized and rabid raccoons, my furnace about to burst into flames and burn me alive, or just this old house "settling."

by Rufus Pardue June 8, 2016

Pajama Hoe

A pajama hoe, is a bitch who tends to wear pajamas, but make them 500x more slutty, then they should be. They wear sweatpants, and either ties their pajama shirt, or wears a cropped shirt, either to sleep or to walk around your school campus. Half the time either their tits or asses are showing. These are the types of girls who are pregnant at 15-17 years old.

Random Dude: Wow, look at the way her ass hangs out.

Other Dude: Yeah, she's totally a pajama hoe.

Random Dude: Yeah. A hot pajama hoe though. I'd get her pregnant at 16, if you catch my drift.

Other Dude: Dude- No, stop-

by s.txxry_ October 24, 2019

Paramallet

A firefighter/paramedic, who has little interest in actually providing prehospital care and identifies as a firefighter primarily, despite the fact that their service workload is almost exclusively emergency medical services and rarely if ever actually conducts fire rescue services

The Paramallet said the ECG rhythm was no shocks advised.

The Paramallet is on the Beefer tonight

by Gootherologist2020 December 8, 2020

Parami

She is an awesome, freindly person. She is one of the best cousins ever and she is so kind at heart. She is as beautiful as Aphrodite and she has gorgoues flowing hair. She is caring, helpful and always at your aid I love hanging out with her and miss her so much. She is one of the best people I know. Passion Fruit is amazing and I love her!

Parami - The beautiful Goddess Aphrodite

by rgyfwdns June 5, 2021

pajamafication

the slow replacement of books that give a statement on the harsh reality of the world (i.e. Maus) in favor of more "acceptable" books that give a gross misrepresentation of the issue (i.e. the boy in the striped pajamas)

schools are becoming more and more affected by pajamafication

by Gummy34 February 9, 2023

Paramesh

Bigger than Nishant.

Person 1: Have you seen Paramesh's dick?

Person 2: Yes! It's way bigger than Nishant's.

by Sunaaaaa May 5, 2023

spontaneous pajama day

When one wears the clothes they wore to bed to school or work the next day without changing. In some cases, the individual puts on the clothes they'd like to wear the next day on at night and sleeps in them.

I had zero stress this morning about what to wear because of my spontaneous pajama day.

by loucaster November 16, 2014