pancaking

Aimlessly doing an activity after a long day of work. your brain is so fried that all you can handle doing is staring blankly at something and doing an autonomous motion.

Activities such as:
- watching whatever is on TV but not really thinking about what you're watching.
- aimlessly clicking through IMGUR.
- scanning through pages of Reddit without interest.
- etc.

after time passes, somehow you come out of this foggy daze and realize you spent 3 hours doing absolutely nothing, you haven't had a decent meal and you've gotta go back to work in 8 hours. f your life.

Jane: Hey how was your day?
John: oh god i just realized i've been pancaking for like 3 straight hours :C
Jane: What did you do for the last three hours?
John: I think i just read every single post on reddit.. :C
Jane: D:
John: Bleh... just wasted my whole night...

by sweetdevil December 2, 2013

pancake

flat ass. PERIODT. gurls if a man calling u pancake and he lookin at ya ass. HE SAYING U FLAT. so stop acting like your one of the kardashians cuz that ass is flat.

"Is that a pancake in your back pocket?" (No Why?) " Cuz that ass is flat!"

by digbickenergyzz December 16, 2019

pancake

1:a scrumptious breakfast food
2:someone who is a total asshole

1:can we have pancakes before we fuck?
2:"yeah, my boyfriend is SUCH a pancake, i dont know why im still with him

by Captain Jen August 26, 2003

pancake

when you take your ball sack and put it over some ones face

a girl was giving me head and then i pancaked her.

by derek May 13, 2005

pancake

when you want to toss someone off.

i want to pancake him.

by Mikel Hall March 9, 2004

Pancakes

The ultimate degrading nickname for someone. The opposite of a pet name, this is something you would call someone you're not particularly fond of, but perhaps don't want them to know that.

"Will you grab me a glass of water?"
"Sure thing, Pancakes!"

by Consuela Bananahammock June 10, 2008

pancakes

another name for marijuana, that generally means weed

"I love my pancakes."

by David hampton May 13, 2005