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Oriental

It simply means Eastern or Asian. It's the opposite of occidental, a geographical term denoting the West, but libtards and other hypersensitive children get offended regardless of how and when you use the term. Be offended. Get over yourself. And if you have an inferiority complex, visit a shrink.
I bought some food from the Oriental aisle at the grocery store. Too bad these idiots lump everyone from Asia together. Oh well, I'm sure glad I have Western values and don't take myself too seriously. Oh, wait a minute, I hate Western values because Western values means white values. But wait a minute, isn't that also lumping everyone from the West together too. O well, never mind the cognitive dissonance coming from my pea brain. Time to complain on social media and earn some victim points.
by Walt_Kowalski July 30, 2022
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Sexual orientation

When your college holds an orgy to get to know everyones sexual orientation
Girl 1: hey are you going to the sexual orientation party tonight

Girl 2: Yes i can't wait to let everyone know i am a lesbian

Girl 1: every one knows you're a lesbian
by Axrx December 9, 2021
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orientally passionate

An extreme passion for oriental women.
Fann Wong and Qi Shu walk past nick and kurt. Both of there jaws drop to the floor and there heats skip a beat. This shows they are orientally passionate.
by Nick Hales March 31, 2009
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oriental beef ring

The act of using a Chinese finger trap for the joining of two erect penises. Each participant begins jerking their abdomen back and forth to see who climaxes first.
Hey Bill, I heard of this thing called oriental beef ring; let's show all our friends to promote its pleasurable sensations.
by Far from wayside February 22, 2017
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Gentle Oriental

To describe a person from the Orient who has a gentle disposition
Abi: Hey honey, do you see that guy chasing a raccoon around the parking lot with a baguette raised above his head?

Lee: Oh yeah, that's Zhao Feng, he's a bit nuts but completely harmless. Everyone calls him the gentle oriental
by Jahn Solo July 14, 2022
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Oriental Flower

A grim euphemism referring to the pervasive and often hidden danger of unexploded ordnance (UXO) in various Asian countries, particularly those impacted by the Vietnam and Korean Wars. The term highlights the significant number of dormant landmines and other explosive remnants of war that continue to litter landscapes, posing a severe threat to civilian populations. The "flower" aspect of the phrase alludes to the appearance of certain mine triggers or fuzes that protrude from the ground, bearing a superficial resemblance to a blooming flower, thus deceptively blending into the natural environment. This term underscores the deadly legacy of conflict and the ongoing humanitarian crisis caused by these unseen hazards.
"In some parts of Southeast Asia, a walk through the fields can be a real minefield of 'Oriental Flowers,' though thankfully, they rarely have much of a fragrance."
by HELSeker June 16, 2025
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