by SuperMarioG October 31, 2018
The act of painting your entire body orange from head to toe, dying your hair green, and laying completely naked in your neighbors lawn, remaining still until something or someone unwillingly moves you.
by Rocker45673 August 02, 2021
A yard yeti is a child usually between the ages of 12 and 17 years that awoke from adolescent hibernation early and hasn't quite reached full human development. They aren't self controlled enough to be turned loose on the general public but they already know everything, just ask them. They're unpredictable in regard to behavior and most frequently show signs of deafness even when yelled at. They generally use only grunts and snipes but can be clearly understood with calls such as "I'm bored" and "I'm hungry". The male of this species is known to eat everything in sight! And the female attracts others of their species that are just as obnoxious. Topping a 10' high electric fence with razor wire sometimes helps keep the males at bay, but they are sneaky little devils.
by Grumpy Grandpa August 21, 2014
People who live in an apt complex who never work and are useless, destroy the property values of the place, are the reason the police are called habitually, obnoxiously loud, and hard to remove.
God damn yard crabs! Cannot have a peaceful cookout in the courtyard without an outdoor screamfest and a 9-1-1 call at least 5 times a day.
by Gridlock girl September 16, 2017
Ornery little dogs, like Chihuahuas or other small mutts that run around wild in a yard chewing, digging, snarling, and generally destroying whatever they can.
Yard sharks are two or more small dogs that rip across the yards, jumping and snapping, biting, and tearing stuff up, like the shark in Jaws. "Watch out! Lucy and moose are at it again!".
by Jenefur November 08, 2014
by Dr. Shatner June 06, 2004
by Zach March 25, 2005