a historically near-sighted person is someone who can only remember recent history, wether it be in the recent few centuries or even just the recent few years.
July 4, John: do you realize that a year ago today we had to use bread slices instead of buns for hot dogs?
Bob: do you also that realize today is when america became independent? John: REALLY? Bob: yes, its taught in history class. John: oh, sorry, i didn't know that becuase im historically near-sighted.
Bob: do you also that realize today is when america became independent? John: REALLY? Bob: yes, its taught in history class. John: oh, sorry, i didn't know that becuase im historically near-sighted.
by d00dd00d February 5, 2010
Get the Historically Near-Sightedmug. by BitchDontTalkToMe December 1, 2015
Get the semen sightmug. by UltraBusGamePlayZ June 9, 2024
Get the It's on sightmug. Indecent exposure or 'flashing' is when someone shows their genitals in order to scare or upset another person. 'Cyber Sight Garbage' is when indecent exposure happens online or over text message.
by 0lives June 10, 2024
Get the Sight Garbagemug. Explaining to your Husband that something you want him to look at is directly in-front of him. Direct line sight from where you are standing.
by JoJo Emthree September 19, 2021
Get the Line sightmug. by Only1Kenny June 4, 2020
Get the ON SIGHTmug. The tunnel vision acquired by first-responders that cause them to only worry about getting to the scene and nothing else. It is commonly seen in firefighters and EMS when responding to a call or page. They will often disregard the rules of the road in favor of getting to the scene quickly
Man, I was scared shitless of Jeremy driving last night.
Dude, didn't you know he gets serious siren sight when he responds to pages?
That explains the five red lights he ran
Dude, didn't you know he gets serious siren sight when he responds to pages?
That explains the five red lights he ran
by hellolilly March 6, 2017
Get the siren sightmug.