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“i’m oating at you rn bb”
“can’t wait to oat with you next saturday sweetpea”

by oatkitton March 1, 2020

Furby Oats

1. A reference to genetically repugnant and abhorrent charactierics, noticeable physically and personally.

2. "Furby" is an adjective referring to disgusting attributes (morally poor, obese, lazy, etc.) and "oats" refers to pedigree. Thus, "furby oats" refers to disgusting genetic traits evident in lifestyle, personality, and appearance.

3. Often times the result of inbreeding, "furby oats" are genetic characteristics that put offspring at disadvantages in life in terms of personality, intellect, and appearance.

What God might have said to the Canaanites (unrecorded): "Do not sow your furby oats, for your genes are a pox on humanity! Your inbred hijinx and lifestyle retardations represent the Devil's clutch on humanity! Your gene pool is infested with retardation and a contamination against the world!" And the Canaanites wept... but bred, anyway, sowing their furby oats.

by Nebraska Trailer Man June 21, 2011

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Toasted Oat

A complete idiot, someone who's brain power is equal to that of a toasted oat.

“Ryan your such a fucking toasted oat, why the fuck would you fuck a fat chick”

by cockmcstuffins May 5, 2021

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Oat Goat

Soaking in a tub of oats, either over night oats, or instant - and feeling such immense pleasure from the experience one starts bleating like a goat, thereby becoming an oat goat.

The man soaked in his tub, filled to the brim with Quaker oats. He felt it in his body, his mind, and in his soul. He started bleating in pleasure, he was now an oat goat.

by Salamski December 22, 2021

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