by jchfhfnfhcjcbcn April 16, 2014
Get the tent the speedomug. A long veil, also called a Niqab, that many muslim women drape over their heads because their husband, father, or older brothers are afraid that their ownership bond is so weak and loveless that their woman will not be able to resist the urge to be raped by an uncontrollably horny muslim sociopath. Their husbands also have such penis envy that they feel that if they don't demand that their women cloak themselves, they could lose them to another man. It is slightly less concealing than a chastity tent.
Joe: Is it true that Aisha was raped for not wearing a head tent?
Habib: She went outside without her Niqab, whining about heat stroke or something. Mo could not resist seeing her cheeks and hair, and had to submit to her obvious sexual invitation. She cried that she was raped, but if Mo saw her cheeks, can you really blame him? She obviously wanted it.
Joe: How is she now?
Habib: Her premarital sex shamed our family, so we had to stone her to death to protect our honor. She is with Allah now.
Habib: She went outside without her Niqab, whining about heat stroke or something. Mo could not resist seeing her cheeks and hair, and had to submit to her obvious sexual invitation. She cried that she was raped, but if Mo saw her cheeks, can you really blame him? She obviously wanted it.
Joe: How is she now?
Habib: Her premarital sex shamed our family, so we had to stone her to death to protect our honor. She is with Allah now.
by 4justice August 5, 2009
Get the Head Tentmug. by pimp daddy johnson July 8, 2010
Get the Pitching The Tentmug. is a sentences lilpump uses to discribe how poor you are, even tho he is a mumble rapper and is on house arrest .
by yummyprinces June 14, 2018
Get the Lives in a tentmug. by jcaraballohasabigdrumstick June 1, 2011
Get the princess tentmug. by alexmanuel October 19, 2010
Get the tenting kissmug. Metaphor for getting a boner under what is usually a blanket, but can also be a jacket or shirt (as long as it's thin enough so that the boner still shows). This phrase comes from the boner acting as the mast that holds up tents (blanket or sheet, for instance).
Morning wood is a specific situation when raising tents occur.
Morning wood is a specific situation when raising tents occur.
In the darkness of the room, with nothing but the flashing light of the screen, Alex felt himself getting a boner from the hot intimate scene. "Look, guys! He's raising tents!" Angela said as she pointed at Alex's clearly growing lump between his legs.
by just_ask_me September 24, 2011
Get the raising tentsmug.