pocket tool

A person of smallish stature, such as a little person, who is a douchebag or tool. Pocket tool is doubly humiliating because it demeans the persons physical stature as well as their defective personality.

Not only is Seth Green a cockgobbler, but he is a complete pocket tool.

by Wschwie April 15, 2014

human pocket

Slang for vagina, when used for storage.

Helen pulled a gun out of her human pocket, surprising her attackers.

by hayeshenderson August 14, 2012

Pocket Bottle

A bottle of liquor in which you take with you to typically to events in which they usually dont sell liquor or in which the establishment may sell liquor but it's over priced.

Example 1.

Johnny says hey Jim lets go to the cubs game tonight.

Jim says to Johnny well I cant go because I dont have a lot of money.

Johnny says its ok lets just get pocket bottles.

Example 2.

Kim says to Johnny you want to go watch a movie?

Johnny says ok sure but let's get pocket bottles since they dont sell alcohol there.

by Preston Walters September 21, 2009

Flesh Pocket

A place within the body in which to store something. Specifically, to smuggle contraband or stash drugs before a police stop.

I was getting pulled over, so I shoved my pipe and rocks into my flesh pocket.

Man dis some good ass kush! How'd you get it in here? (prison)
Yo, my ho cool. She broughts it in during visitation.

by Guitar God Jay April 27, 2016

run pockets

The act of robbing someone of all the contents in their pockets such as phone, wallet, any jewlwery, etc.

"Aye homie run pockets" or "he did what? Nah we gotta run his pockets"

by Budoze101 October 25, 2017

sprog pocket

It's a vagina with sprog in it.

I busted a nut in a chicks sprog pocket

by LewisLeroy December 23, 2020

Pocket Poodles

Tiny Poodles that people keep hidden in their pockets to keep themselves company when they are not supposed to have any animal companions.

I got myself some of them fabulous little Pocket Poodles so that I will never have to be alone!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 4, 2021