Fresh cold

Cold water from the water cooler (never the sink!) right before bed.

I’m going to bed in a minute after I get my fresh cold.

by Amela892 May 10, 2018

Cold keyboard

Ignoring someone via the internet; giving a virtual cold shoulder. Giving someone the cold keyboard may be due to:
- Annoyance with said person, caused by either a genuine problem or something utterly fucking stupid, like trolling.
- Having gotten pwned and having no possibility of coming back, giving the cold keyboardee immense satisfaction.
Et cetera.

When Johnny didn't understand that Betty's monosyllabic responses to his IMs meant she didn't feel like talking, she resorted to giving him the cold keyboard.

Sally gave me the cold keyboard after I kicked her in the ass arguing logic on facebook. There is no sweeter satisfaction.

by KasiaR August 18, 2010

Cold Coney

When your girl chews on a buncha Peppermint Altoids before she give you head. Often results in a cool, tingly feeling. Be aware: NEVER try to perform a "Cold Coney" with Cinnamon Altoids. This is baaad.

Dude 1: "Last night my girl totally gave me a cold coney."
Dude 2: "Wow."
Dude 1: "Yeah i know, i totally pissed ice cubes."
Dude 2: "High- five!"

by Clark D. March 8, 2008

Cold one

Something the boys crack

Saturday is for cracking a cold one with the boys

by myJam2.0 June 11, 2017

Cold as hail

1. A phrase that describes you as the COLDEST.

2.The best and nothing higher.

3. Very Icy.

4. Cold but never cruel.

5. Heartless, depending on how the phrase is used.

6. Very good.

Damn, your watch is COLD AS HAIL.
Shorty, heartless and COLD AS HAIL.
Lebron James is one of the coldest to ever do it! That boy COLD AS HAIL.
I stay looking fly. I stay looking COLD AS HAIL
Her body nice! She COLD AS HAIL!

by FRSHMPIRE April 15, 2021

she cold

a female that cute or bad, sexy etc.

damn look at her, she cold

by YounSwagg January 13, 2011

Ass cold

Colder than fucking cold, So cold that the wind feels like a willow switch to the ass

It's like when you go into the northern woods for a few hours to hunt. When you get back up to go home you have to look behind you and make sure your ass wasn't left behind. That is ass cold

by Ryan strap-on February 20, 2009