The act of taking a #2 in the restroom and masturbating on top of it out of fear of others hearing the questionable "double-flush."
"I was at my girlfriend's parents house and I really had to crap, but I got horny in the process and just killed two birds with one flush."
(That's a #2 with Mayo.)
(That's a #2 with Mayo.)
by Sean (QED) June 12, 2008
Get the #2 with Mayomug. by D10N_CB3 December 16, 2008
Get the Minge Mayomug. by Yaatmcgeet21 May 18, 2022
Get the mayo collegemug. A sexual position where you cover your dick in mayonnaise and fuck a person in the ass with said mayonnaise covered dick
Guy: damn girl you so fine, I wanna stick my dick in mayonnaise and fuck you in the ass with it, call that a Mayo surprise
Girl: please never talk to me again
Girl: please never talk to me again
by Beyond sleepy September 10, 2021
Get the Mayo Surprisemug. On the outside she is often mistaken as weird or her kindness being used as a weakness but deep down inside she is down to earth, attractive, humble with a genuine soul. She don't play no games, a savage when need be and has a unique sense of humor and if you love her the right way she will love you forever.
by Cookie Crisp444 November 23, 2021
Get the Chrissy Mayomug. by Judobitch June 2, 2018
Get the Nathan Mayomug. Pink Mayo is the mixture that leaks out after you ejaculate inside a girl that is actively having her period....
I came insider while she was having her menses but the shit jizz and the blood mixed...and pink mayo was born
by Pushpushindabush February 4, 2020
Get the Pink Mayomug.