future-former

Polite manner in referring to a spouse or partner while in the process of separating and/or waiting for a divorce. Also can be used in reference to all in-laws including, parents, brothers and sisters cousins etc.

My future-former (ie wife/husband) asked me to pay for dinner.

I will attend my future-former father-in-law's birthday dinner.

by Walter P Brzozowicz August 9, 2006

Future Flex

The act of a business or corporate entity imposing unnecessary, potentially complicating changes to reliable office equipment or devices for the sake of impressing clientele.

"Management replaced our equipment with fancy new things that malfunction half of the time."

"It's a future flex nobody wanted."

by Fcking_Chuck May 20, 2022

Future Shuffle

The game where you ask anything that relates to the future than click shuffle on spotify or a music software and it plays a song.

Used mainly for fun

Amy: What are Jerry's true feelings about me
Sam: Want to future shuffle to find out

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Lisa: How will my new school go
*shuffles music* *gets a sad song*
Lisa: aww..

by Overnewton l June 15, 2019

Future People

Totally mentally gifted and usually also fine as hell.

I wish I were one of the Future People

by virzas September 30, 2020

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by agasobanuye October 21, 2019

Future Echoes

Where you see something/someone in the present that looks like how something/someone will turn out in the future.

Person 1: Hey I saw this crazy cat lady on my way back home the other day, totally gave me future echoes of you!

Person 2: Just because I think cats are really cool and sweet and awesome and I want to live with them forever...

by Big Lad Ad November 29, 2012

the near future

A more or less fictitious point in the future that will eventually occur.... never.

Q: Hey bro, when are you going to get a new job? I can't finance your weed permanently.

A: Dude, that's the first thing planned for the near future

by Tom the Ace July 31, 2022