The Nike Crikey

The process of cumming, shitting, pissing and bleeding into a brand new pair of nikes. Then walking down the street in said nikes and looking smug as the public looks at you in disgust for the stench and sound of your now disgusting nikes.

Morgz: OH MY GOD GUYS, TODAY WE ARE ATTEMPTING THE NIKE CRIKEY CHALLENGE BECAUSE I WANT CLOUT!

Random Homeless guy: *Looks in Nike store* Damn, I really wanna Nike crikey in those bad boys!

Girl: I wanna get freaky today
Guy: What you wanna do?
Girl: The Nike Crikey
Guy: *Whips out everything*

by UwU-PussyLord April 26, 2020

Gucci Nike Dior Flex

Gucci gucci gucci nike nike nike dior dior, flex! Dior, dior, flex!
A cool song

Gucci is cool!
U mean the song?
What song?!
Gucci Nike Dior Flex!

by Ok booooo December 9, 2020

doxbin niko

A hacker who's been known for years for being obsessed with taylor swift, scamming, doxxing, swatting and extorting people all over multiple coms with roblox com being the one with most of his victims (his victims either being gay guys, pedophiles or egirls).

All info known about him as of right now is his general location and his name while more about him is being investigated by multiple people. What made him known is swatting the NordVPN headquarters back in 2020 cousing a complete server outage for about a day.

Gambling away his future like other com hackers, he shall go down in history soon.

Egirl 1: Hey did you hear doxbin niko extorted that guy in front of 200 people?

Egirl 2 2: Wow, that must be such an embarrasment, how does he manage to be so heartless?

by comallert July 12, 2022

Nikocado Avocado

A living rock

man 1: did you watch that living rock
man 2 : you mean Nikocado Avocado?
man1: yes.
man 2: no.

by Clixen September 6, 2021

Nikke: Goddess of Victory

A very amazing mobile game created by Shift Up, a Korean game dev company. It's about saving humanity from dangerous machine-like monsters (known as Raptors). Your ally is full of Nikkes (humanoid war-machines created by humans) that fight those monsters. You are the Commander in the game. The storyline is interesting, it gets me hooked up... and also the soundtracks. The Nikkes are super adorable, and you can improve bonds with them.

Nikke: Goddess of Victory has cute Nikkes like Rapi, Anis, Neon, Volume, Diesel, Privaty, Helm, Rupee, Anne, Emma, Julia, Guillotine, etc. that will kick some Raptor butt.

by LaserImouto January 4, 2023

Gangsta Nikes

Nike Cortez shoes.

Gansta Nikes (pronounced like "bikes" instead of the normal pronounciation for Nikes) came in a variety of colors each denoting a particular gang affiliation. Red for bloods, blue for crips, black for black disciples, etc.

After a while they became common attire among the general thug population and started being called dopemans.

Pablo gone get shot up wearing them gangsta nikes around here.

by Bogga Red April 8, 2007

Nike

A brand of shoe that is worn by everyone because of MJ. They are made by underpaid Indonesian children.

person 1-Wanna hear a joke?

person 2-Sure

person 1- How much does it cost for 4,000 children to make a pair of NIKE shoes?

person 2-I don't know.

person 1-NONE!!! ALL YOU NEED IS A WHIP!!!

Person 1 & 2- hahahahahahaha

by Ryan June 30, 2004