by Ayarnyc August 30, 2023

by Notlyingactuallytruedefinition December 11, 2018

Should have left it with one hour of zumba yesterday! Have a bad muscle hangover today and cant lift a cup of coffee!
by sxvlep June 22, 2016

by Brad Logan 138 November 7, 2012

Usually American. These big, powerful cars are only given to police detectives from the 1970s and by law, must take turns sideways. Special coating means that despite hitting everything from traffic signs to trash cans in high speed chases, no scrapes or dents ever happen.
by pigeons99 July 4, 2012

Figurative "muscles" hard ass people have online. Usually used by someone who tries to talk shit and get in fights with people he will never meet in real life. Can also be used to describe those who brag about their drug and alcohol exploits on the internet to look cool.
Douche: dude, you're a pussy and i'd beat your ass. smoke weed all day every day and get pussy cuz im cool like that. you're just lucky im not there to beat you ass.
Regular Person: Ooo big cyber muscles i'm scared.
Regular Person: Ooo big cyber muscles i'm scared.
by vogie6 January 14, 2011

When a guy has a few extra pounds on him, it's not fat, it's just extra cuddle muscle. because cuddling with soft things feels better.
Fat guy: "hey there pretty lady, how are you?"
lady: "fuck off fattie"
Fat guy: "its not fat girl, its cuddle muscle. You know you want in on this action."
lady: "fuck off fattie"
Fat guy: "its not fat girl, its cuddle muscle. You know you want in on this action."
by poopnaked May 9, 2013
