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Weenie muffler

Someone who likes to sniff the shit off of someone’s penis after they did it with a guy that had shit on his butthole
Guy1 - Wassup bro what did you do last night?
Guy2- Nothing Much.. just had a threesome last night and one of the guys was a weenie muffler.
by TheUrbanKing444 May 1, 2025
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John Muffler

A dude who be muffling johns, aka suckin dick
"Shut up Sam you just a lil john muffler"
by Nopyyy February 2, 2024
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Bloody Muffler

When your fully erect hog relentlessly tries to penetrate a puckered butt hole resulting in a bloody fountain of hell
There is a trail of blood leading to AJs bed room and he is in there curled up sucking his thumb. Looks like Mike gave him a real good bloody muffler this afternoon
by Gossip Gary December 7, 2018
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tomboy muffler

What you call a penis of a woman who received a sex change
Did you hear about Erickah's 2 inch tomboy muffler? He just got it put on with the operation.
by SkinnyGlueStick May 13, 2017
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Muffler

I also have a story that kind of applies and I think it with help you understand why I'm so antagonistic towards the thing you're doing here.
Iam "Ok, so... I had this car, right? And one day my muffler snapped off as I bottomed out in the driveway of a gas station. Mufflers on the ground. And not just the muffler but the entire length of pipe that stems from the engine to the muffler. I'm freaking out. I pick it up and try to stuff it into my car. The car is a small 4 door sedan. Only 60% of the muffler fits into the car. There's no way I can drive all the way across town without getting pulled over with half of a muffler pipe hanging out of my car. Some guy walks up to me and offers to take it off my hands for me. He has a truck. I give it to him, I thank him, and go on my way. Little did I know that the only thing of value in the entire car is the catalytic converter... Which is in the muffler. He wasn't helping me. He was exploiting the fact that I didn't know what I had and taking it for himself. That's what this is like. That's what it looks like. That's what it seems like. I'm not just 'Being a contrarian to be a contrarian'. This is pretty blatant and public exploitation that YOU are signing off on."
by Hym Iam September 20, 2022
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muffler.

Another definition which proves how Degenerate men are
by Anonymus_ May 20, 2021
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Cuck Muffler

A person or object that makes sure the cuck remains quiet.
Teddy used a Cuck Muffler to silence his moans while watching his wife Tammy fuck his best friend Greg.
by Trapholebitch June 9, 2022
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