Monmouth Regional High School

the teachers are either bitches, take their job way to serious, or don't give a single fuck. some of our "great" teachers consist of Mrs wolff a sexy beast but shes not very bright, Tupie who has no real purpose and no one takes him serious because he e e e e tal al al lks l l li i i ik ke th ii s. Mr Locke who is very creepy and most likely a predator and can go from talking about the declaration of independence to the civil war in 2 minutes. Can't forget about mrs turner who is the least qualified gym teacher in all of new jersey. you will most definitely find people vaping and smoking in the bathrooms despite how we need to put our student ID's before using the bathroom. they fail to fix the problems that the school has and the teachers aren't able to stop a fight between two students for 30 minutes.

yo, what school do you go to
monmouth regional high school
hows that

terrible i have mr locke this year

by krystal Methanny February 22, 2019

Mormon Cock Block

In the middle of having sex two young Mormon men walk into the room and start to talk to you about the good word of Mormonism

I got Mormon cock blocked last, but the stuff they’re talking about is really great, you should look into it

by losers_is_me July 5, 2019

Mormon nathan

A member of the legally blonde cast. Constantly yelled at by techs and forget his shoes on many occasions. He also believes in the lemur apocalypse

Hey did you see mormon nathan at last nights show he was dope

by L1l k February 28, 2020

Momonosuke

Momonosuke is a stupid brat

‘Momonosuke is spoiled, but we love him.’

by Odensensation June 11, 2021

Mormon dick

A penis that is only just large and/or functional enough for procreation and the man’s personal pleasure.

Thanks to Ammon’s Mormon dick, Elizabeth didn’t have to worry about experiencing those icky feelings of sexual enjoyment while trying for their 7th child.

by NotNestle April 14, 2022

Monmouth College

A small college in western Illinois. Smells like shit 90% of the time, and the women only like football hick boys. Parties are dry as fuck! And so is the bar scene!

"What’s that smell?"
"Either the football team is practicing, or you are just at Monmouth college."

by Nun But facts September 29, 2022

Minisoda Mormon

a non alcoholic drink consisting of club soda, lemon zest, and an olive served in a martini glass with an umbrella and lemon skin on the glass

"i have to drive home.. get me a Minisoda Mormon

by reidtard December 14, 2010