monk and bail

the practise of metaphorically sowing one's seed and subsequently immediately departing from the scene as there is no further interest or motivation.
or...
the state of mind that you might adopt when looking at somebody when the attraction is preventing you from thinking about anything other than monking and bailing...

Bernice was so fat and ugly that Steve just monked and bailed
or....
He took her to a fancy restaurant and she was laughing and telling him about her passions and hobbies...He acted interested and mirrored her behaviour, but all he was thinking was "monk and bail, monk and bail, monk and bail"

by LOTF2013 September 13, 2011

tit monk

simplified version of Titty Monkey, or Flying Titty Monkey, the creaters spawned from the rack of the hot Queen on Tin Man.

Did you see that Tit Monk spring from the queens cans?

by Monk Titman January 2, 2008

Monk Life

A temporary lifestyle choice in which one refrains from any romantic or sexual relations with the opposite sex. Usually done so that one can focus more on other things such as school, family, friends, work, etc.

Tom: Dude, you've been slacking off in school, your grades are dropping, your girl is too much of a distraction.

John: I know man, it's all good though, I broke up with her, it's back to Monk Life for me.

Tom: Smart move bro, your grades will get back up in no time!

by gghoods24 October 26, 2010

Return To Monke

A process in which you return to the perfect state of being, you return to monke.

Reject humanity, Return to monke!

by Friend 166 January 12, 2021

Le monke

A chunky monkey that is obsessed with poop

Person 1: have you heard of le monke

Person 2: AAAAAAAAH!
Uh oh stinky uh oh stinky uh oh stinky

by Big boi 890101 September 28, 2019

thelonious monk

Simply the best pianist of all time. He was incredibly innovative, wore a beret and sunglasses at most of his performances. Showed emotion, used complex rhythms, and was awesome.

Monk is in the ranks with Duke Ellington, Oscar Peterson, Art Tatum, Bill Evans, etc.

Person A: You haven't heard of Thelonious Monk?
Person B: No, who's he?
Person A: You're retarded.

by jazzwise November 21, 2009

mr monks

A MAN WHO SWEATS MUSTARD OUT HIS ARMPITS AND HE DRINKS HOT WATER LIKE A PEDO AND DROPS PENCILS UNDERNEATH GIRLS TABLE AND LOOKS UP THERE SKIRTS WHILE PICKING IT UP ALSO HE TELLS LITTLE KIDDIES TO TAKE THEIR CLOTHES OFF AND THERE ONLY 5 YRS OLD

MR MONKS STOLE MY KID

by FAT SLAG UNITED FC January 27, 2018