prostate monger

One who hoards fesh juicy prostate. Will not settle for dry or spoiled prostate.

I once talked to a prostate monger and she said, "I only milk the freshest and finest prostates in town".

by Michael McGuire February 10, 2004

border monger

dumb ass mexican who illegally crosses the border between the US and mexico. sometimes border mongers cross back and forth to smuggle drugs or do other filthy shit that only a border monger would do. border mongers often bitch about how the government doesnt give them any money or help, but they dont realize that the government is not obligated to do shit for them because they are living in the US illegally. border mongers have a tendency to do shit like haul 50 pounds of bricks for 100 miles for 20 hours a day all for 1 dollar. they are very good workers.

joe: look at that man. he is so dedicated. he has been up there working construction for 1 day straight
border monger: YAY AMIGO! I GET 1 DOLLAR. AMIGO! AMIGO! 1 DOLLAR FOR WORKING 24 HOURS! SUCH A BARGAIN AMIGO!
border monger 2: george bush need to help our people! he does not give us 1 million dollar. we demand 1 million dollar!
john: what a fucking dumb border monger.

by pablo the border monger August 30, 2008

chode monger

a person who acts like a chode

Stop being such a code monger, you dumbass

by Sam January 30, 2005

crack monger

Someone who seeks crack.

I'm such a crack monger, i just had sex with that 12 year old girl in a wheelchair.

by Slayer Rules January 20, 2003

Ball Monger

One who is inclined to fondel, lick or otherwise engross oneself in the scrotal sack of another human being. A viable replacement for common insults such as douchebag. i.e. "That guy sucks. He is SUCH a ball monger!"

Our current president is a fucking ball monger

by JLane3551 September 20, 2007

coffee shop monger

A person who seems to spend all their time at a coffee shop. May end up working there. Usually has long hair and reeks of coffee.

Jake is such a coffee shop monger.

by el_quixote February 25, 2010

foof monger

a man over 30 who sniffs little girls bicycle seats

after little debbie rode to her grandmas house, her grandpa snuck out the backdoor to do his foof monger deeds.

by foofie3423 April 21, 2009