morning moist

When a woman wakes up from slumber aroused and moist. Similar to the male affliction of morning wood.

Uh oh, my morning moist just stained the sheets.

by VagFingaaz June 12, 2011

Moist Chicken

When a polish lad walks up to a women and shoves a chicken up her vagina and than the man eats it out

Thomas ate my moist chicken today

by MOIST LADS August 18, 2016

Lil Moist

A soundcloud rapper trying to make it big. soundcloud.com/lil-moist

Hey man did you hear Lil Moist's song he just released. It's lit.

by Lil Moist Gang May 17, 2018

Moist Cracker

A moist cracker is a person of white ethnicity who is very soft or weak or is a big pansy I.e moist cracker

Met this moist cracker the other day looking to fight me

by Special-T-419 January 7, 2017

moist gutter

A particularly messy woman's vagina. Usually as a result of a large gangbang or orgy.

i turned up late the other day and was at the back of the queue. By the time it was my turn it was a moist gutter.

by coitus queen October 27, 2015

moist racket

The physical act of spitting on one's dick and slapping another person across the face with it.

"I hit her with that moist racket."

by BillyButBanger November 9, 2017

moist grandad

This is simply accomplished by taking a woman and having coitus with her in HER grandad's bed.

Kyle: Did you give her a moist grandad?
Austin: Had to.

by Beagleman June 18, 2017