mincing

Two people find a dead body. One puts their mouth over the penis, and the other elbow drops on the dead persons stomach.

" Callum and Tom were caught mincing on the late jimmy carter last night"

by Avocados! December 9, 2008

minging

1. Drunk.

2. Ugly.

1. I'm still recovering off last night mate, I was minging.

2. I heard his new bird is minging.

by charlie c December 23, 2006

Minting

When you shove trebor extra strong mints up a sleeping person's nose and then shove you dick in their mouth when they wake up coughing.

Or when a girl shoves mints up a guy's nose and then wiggles about on his face naked.

arrrwww man Minting is awesome

by Cotter Kid September 22, 2010

minging

minger - a ugly person or someone carrying out a gross act.

Magaret Thatcher is a minger

by I P Freely November 28, 2002

Minging

Adjective; Ming:in
A word used describe something as interesting, exciting and/or cool. Can also be used as a general response to a question and or statement.

Example 1
P1: Bro what's the surf like today
P2: Minging

P1: You got an excellence on your algebra test today
P2: Minging

by SkrrtDaddy June 18, 2018

Minging

A way of describing mince pie

"The food was minging !"

- the food was mince pie
-the food was disgusting

by TimelessAsshole December 19, 2018

Gold Mining Toaster

When a man is engaging in anal sex with a woman and she then defecates on his penis, the man then blow drys or heats it up until hard then continues to have relations

I gotta wash my penis i just did a gold mining toaster.

by ERric spaghetti May 15, 2011