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The SAC Method

The "Squat-And-Cough" Method

n; the more simple and energy-conserving method for tea-bagging

Instead of squatting and bobbing up and down, you simply squat and cough. The use of the cough was derived from male physical examinations; as some may know, coughing will raise the testicles and lower them in the duration of the cough.

Critics say that this method of tea-bagging is disgusting and unattractive. To all those nay-sayers, we shall put the SAC Method to good use.
by Phillip S December 24, 2008
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The Linus Method

When a wants a song that nobody else would want he posts in announcements mentioning that the song is a once in a lifetime opportunity for a group buy. He then promotes the song as “insane” and when nobody likes the song after it leaks he gets upset because it’s ass.**
I got this new song but don’t know how to push people I got to use “The Linus Method”
by Opmdog1629 October 1, 2023
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Middlemass method

The “middlemass” method is a method of using only curry sauce harvested from your local chines as your anal lubricant. side affects of the middlemass method are as follows : Ring sting, Balls of fire and extreme anal pain
“Me and my girlfriend totally did the middlemass method last night
by Dshep2105 October 16, 2020
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stamp method

the lick and stick or you eat her pussie and then u fuck her or visa versa
Person one: Little Johny used the stamp method on Sally!
Person two: Its about time that boy got some pussy
by Dom December 20, 2004
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The Gogurt Method

When you freeze a Gogurt, cut a small hole in the top and use it as a dildo. When it heats up enough and the Gogurt comes out, you are done, because it nutted in you.
Did you hear what that Grant kid did the other night.

Yeah, The Gogurt Method with a whole box!
Was it one at a time or the whole box at once?
That Grant probably did one at a time, but who knows with a kid like that.
by Clamarco's Papachino September 25, 2019
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Grapefruit Method

The act of sucking your man's dick while simultaneously fucking him with a grapefruit.
Babe, I love the grapefruit method. I could of been fucking a grapefruit this whole time!
by Grapefruit method September 8, 2016
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The Alivelisse Method

To love ones relatives unconditionally against all odds; even after multiple disappointments and betrayals. Being the glue that keeps together a dysfunctional family and delusionally holding on to the hope that their family can one day be a happy/harmonious one.
"Try use the Alivelisse Method on your family situation but you can't do that forever! If your family doesn't get their act together while you're "Alivelissing" it, then move across the country or something and be happy for once while they fend for themselves (also for once)."
by HappyBubbles January 21, 2015
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