Person 1: Lets go to that pub down the road
Person 2: You absolute benefit merchant! You only want to go there because you live next door and your tired
Person 2: You absolute benefit merchant! You only want to go there because you live next door and your tired
by pobwell cobblepot February 22, 2011
Get the Benefit merchantmug. A person who thinks they have access to some sort of special rights due to having a team with 7 chemistry in the video game FIFA Ultimate Team. These individuals ironically complain about the game most, despite using obviously useless players (Harry Maguire, Zlatan Ibrahimovic up top or like Divock Origi at CB or something) to make it appear as though they do not care about losing, hence making it not feel so bad when they inevitably lose anyway in spite of their team.
fun merchant: Why y’all gotta use Mbappé? I use non meta players cause the game is just way more fun that way, how dare you outrun my 34 pace defenders
non attention-seeking individual: You are such a fun merchant. Do u really think anyone is impressed?
non attention-seeking individual: You are such a fun merchant. Do u really think anyone is impressed?
by KB285 October 4, 2022
Get the Fun Merchantmug. Oi Josh Bibby why you such a pace merchant - Mitchal Robberts
We get it you have pace you fucking twit
We get it you have pace you fucking twit
by Piss In My Mouth Daddy October 8, 2021
Get the Pace Merchantmug. a being who transcends the definition of being 'a helmet'
by TeevReqq May 22, 2023
Get the helmet merchantmug. by Sayaynot February 26, 2015
Get the scab merchantmug. yes: "what's your opinion on minecraft?"
ok: "yes."
yes: "are you a gaming merchant"
ok: "ok."
yes: "gaming"
ok: "ok"
ok: "yes."
yes: "are you a gaming merchant"
ok: "ok."
yes: "gaming"
ok: "ok"
by yes.ok.ok May 7, 2021
Get the gaming merchantmug. by Maryjaaane September 14, 2014
Get the Herb merchantmug.