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Goldfish Memory

I have goldfish memory, I only retain information for 5 seconds, then it is ... what was I saying?
by anonymous February 1, 2022
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Elkhart memorial

The worst school in history. The French teacher Mrs buscio sucks ass and sends everyone down to the office for no fucken reason >:(
Fuck Mrs buscio. Elkhart memorial sucks ass
by Mrs. Buscio September 19, 2018
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Memory Cramp

When you're remembering something whilst looking like you're dying of stomach cramps.
You totally got a memory cramp there
by insidejokeful May 25, 2011
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Memory Card

Something you never had to buy for Xbox. Therefore, you do not need to know what the hell it is.
What's a memory card?" "Meh."
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Snapchatographic memory

The unfortunately much more common alternative to photographic memory, ie, only remembering potentially memorable moments in short snippits.

Frustratingly short recollection of an important event.
Why don't I remember anything from my lectures when my exam is tomorrow?! Damn snapchatographic memory!!!

That girl that I took home last night was soooo hot! If only I could remember her face! Fucking snapchatographic memory, you strike again!
by Dirty Ramboss June 7, 2013
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core memory

i don’t know what it is that’s why i looked it up
i am not smart so i don’t know what core memory is
by sister shook was taken May 23, 2021
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Memory Game

A game played when smoking a joint with 2 or more people.
The person who starts takes a drag and then says a 'random word'. They take another then pass the joint. The reciever of the joint takes a drag and repeats the word the first person said aswell as adding his own 'random word'. He then takes another drag and passes it to the next person. This third person must take a drag and repeat both of the random words that were said, in order aswell as adding his own random word. He then takes another drag and passes the joint. The list of words gets longer and harder to remember as the game goes on, and the people playing get more stoned, adding to the fun of the game.
--MEMORY GAME--
Stoner1: (toke) ''dragon'' (toke)
Stoner2: (toke) ''dragon, grenade'' (toke)
Stoner3: (toke) ''dragon, grenade, penis'' (toke)
Stoner4: (toke) ''dragon, grenade, penis, kush'' (toke)
Stoner1: (toke) ''dragon, grenade, penis, kush, wizard'' (toke)
by jappy jappy jappy January 9, 2011
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