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Preppy McDouchebag

A person having the qualities of dressing like a prep, but having the personality of a douchebag. Basically, the stereotypical asshole that has a closet full of striped shirts and cargo shorts (or faded jeans). Hair gel and a necklace are optional but popular accessories.
My roommate went shopping at American Eagle today and he's still an asshole. What a Preppy McDouchebag!
by pfizzle603 April 4, 2008
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McDopoly

A combination of McDonald's and Monopoly all rolled into one word - McDopoly. Typically, McDonald's has the Monopoly game promotion every year, usually around October.
I'm gonna go play McDopoly when I'm out.
by izcool October 16, 2010
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McDonaldism

The dissonant male-specific mental state of being both (a) distressed at having gone bald, but also (b) delighted that you've gone bald because you were previously ginger. A chronic form of the classically ephemeral cognitive dissonance, McDonaldism affects around 2% of men worldwide, and 73% of men in Scotland.
See that 40 year old guy who's trying to have sexual intercourse with age-inappropriate, attached women? He's only behaving that way because he has McDonaldism.
by Lancaster's Second Finest August 15, 2011
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McDougalled

To be in an uncontrontrollable state of drunkeness but still standing, walking, and carrying on normal conversations, when most everyone else would be passed out from the alcohol intake
Man, everyone passed out at the party last night, but (Insert name here) was McDougalled and ended up in a deep philisophical conversation until early in the morning
by mikelush October 20, 2008
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i'd hit it like a mcdonald's cheeseburger

To have sex with (see "I'd hit it.")

Essentially making fun of the McDonald's commercial that uses "I'd hit it" with reference to a cheeseburger, which everyone knows is utterly misguided.
Wow look at that ass!
I'd hit it like a McDonald's cheeseburger.
by geekjive April 13, 2005
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slappy mcdouchebag

1) Any employee, usually an attorney, who shoots his mouth off and nobody likes.
Rubix - I'm glad slappy mcdouchebag finally left the office.

Captain G - No doubt. Nobody really likes him.

Office Manager - makes my life a whole lot easier!
by CaptainG August 4, 2008
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McDonald's

A restaurant chain that shamelessly whores itself to minorities, and evidenced by their latest "Ba-da-ba-ba-ba...I'm luvin'it!" campaign. The food is terrible with the exception of the fries, McChicken sandwich, and McFlurry.

Probably laces the food with nicotine.
As the last french fry disappeared forever beyond her event horizon, Sally accidentally saw her reflection in the window and shuddered at what she'd become. At that moment she realized there was only one logical course of action: she had to sue McDonald's.
by Veldrimal December 14, 2004
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