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Mason

Anyone named mason is a stupid poopoo head that most likely has trouble staying in any relationship or even getting in a relationship to begin with.

They always ruin everything by telling you if it's gonna rain or if the weather is gonna be bad or there's a ballistic missile threat on the days that you guys have plans to do something. Like bro, let me figure it out when it happens. I don't need you make me dread the day that we're about to do something cause God for fucking bid the Russians are going to takeover America because of all the threats that the vegan teacher made to Putin.
Anyone ever: Let's go to the park on Saturday!

Anyone ever 2: yeah let's do it!

Mason: erm actually a meteor is gonna hit directly on the park on Saturday and its gonna destroy anything in a 5 mile radius🤓🤓

Anyone ever in the whole world: ... Mason stfu
by Gooberknitch October 27, 2023
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Mason

Mason is the sweetest girl you will ever meet. She has brown hair and will do anything for one of her best friends. Any guy would be lucky to have her and if you have a chance you should get her. She has the kindest and most perfect eyes and her smile can make anyone’s day in a matter of seconds. Her smile is one that can light a whole room up and her blush is just as amazing. She is the girl that will smile when you’re having a bad day and will make it better instantly. She is the most perfect, beautiful, sweetest, and amazing girl who has ever walked this planet:)
See that girl mason I wish she was my girl.
by Tsquare44 November 24, 2019
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Mason

He is the most amazing person you'll meet, he knows how to make you smile without even seeing him, he is very understanding of your problems, he is very respectful towards you or anyone, he knows how to make you laugh no matter what, he also knows how to make you fall for him, and he is very country, I hope yall know a Mason because yall are very lucky if you do.
Mason is the best person you'll meet.
by yolomatejerryhere26 August 30, 2021
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ThE MasoN

"ThE MaSoN" is known for havong two chins and sounds like jojo siwa when he talks.
"jdnknsdknksdckdiwwjkofwek djldlkjcndkjn wdjlnfkjnkjnwek." Said ThE MaSoN
by uwutism January 15, 2020
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Mason

He isfat and gay and has no style and has blue shoes
Mason
by Mason boy April 4, 2022
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masoned

The act of being groped or sexually harrassed.
That guys hands were all over her. She was totally just masoned.
by weroiujdvnd November 28, 2007
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Mason

Gay faggot that drives a Miata and has gay hair
Look at that Miata driver must be mason.. faggot
by Noggah November 20, 2019
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