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turd in a marshmallow

''Bad costume that outperforms a more impressive costume for a stupid reason such as cute factor''

Alternatively, “grown man gets salty that a literal child is getting more attention than him”.
I spent $6k and over 40 hours building my 100% movie-accurate 'Groot' costume and yet all the idiots in my office can't stop emailing about Shannon's dumbass toddler's bullshit 'Baby Groot' costume that honestly looks like a turd in a marshmallow.
by throwaway87634 October 27, 2019
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Marshmallow Pussy

Pussy that has melt-in-your-mouth when sucked, indistinguishable from a marshmallow.
I was eating pussy one afternoon and it felt like a marshmallow in my mouth, so marshmallow pussy it is.
by 2crazybastard May 7, 2018
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Marshmallow Stick

A soft plug you insert into the vagina during a women's period or other known as the "werewolf" stage.
Person 1: Come to the bathroom with me, i HAVE to change my marshmallow stick.

Person 2: okay, i got extra tampons!! (typical girls).
by trikikiti December 8, 2010
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marshmallow breasts

My friend Nichole's nickname is marshmallow breasts, 'cause she wears an A cup!
by Anaksunaman June 19, 2004
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walking marshmallow

like a female chav but pink and white from head to toe listens to 'pop' likes to look like a whore, generally mates with male chavs (is never gay or bi) errr looks like a marshmallow (with legs and arms) shop in places like next, kylie (shops with larghe amounts of baby pink in the window)
as above
by faith newman May 1, 2004
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Killer Marshmallow

A Marshmallow which can live and breath and kill anyone who passes
"Ah, its a killer Marshmallow Its going to eat us" "No Shit"
by Prof. Loserfacee October 21, 2008
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Burnt marshmallow

The act of cuming in a spoon, heating it with a lighter, and eating it while it is super heated.
I made my girlfriend burnt marshmallow me last night.
by kingwithSWaG August 1, 2012
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