''Bad costume that outperforms a more impressive costume for a stupid reason such as cute factor''
Alternatively, “grown man gets salty that a literal child is getting more attention than him”.
Alternatively, “grown man gets salty that a literal child is getting more attention than him”.
I spent $6k and over 40 hours building my 100% movie-accurate 'Groot' costume and yet all the idiots in my office can't stop emailing about Shannon's dumbass toddler's bullshit 'Baby Groot' costume that honestly looks like a turd in a marshmallow.
by throwaway87634 October 27, 2019

A soft plug you insert into the vagina during a women's period or other known as the "werewolf" stage.
Person 1: Come to the bathroom with me, i HAVE to change my marshmallow stick.
Person 2: okay, i got extra tampons!! (typical girls).
Person 2: okay, i got extra tampons!! (typical girls).
by trikikiti December 8, 2010

When after a one night stand, you masturbate onto the other person's pillow while they're taking a shower.
by Cmellow April 27, 2017

A woman possessing small breasts.
by Anaksunaman June 19, 2004

like a female chav but pink and white from head to toe listens to 'pop' likes to look like a whore, generally mates with male chavs (is never gay or bi) errr looks like a marshmallow (with legs and arms) shop in places like next, kylie (shops with larghe amounts of baby pink in the window)
as above
by faith newman May 1, 2004

by Prof. Loserfacee October 21, 2008

by kingwithSWaG August 1, 2012
