Marshmallow Pussy

Pussy that has melt-in-your-mouth when sucked, indistinguishable from a marshmallow.

I was eating pussy one afternoon and it felt like a marshmallow in my mouth, so marshmallow pussy it is.

by 2crazybastard May 7, 2018

turd in a marshmallow

''Bad costume that outperforms a more impressive costume for a stupid reason such as cute factor''

Alternatively, “grown man gets salty that a literal child is getting more attention than him”.

I spent $6k and over 40 hours building my 100% movie-accurate 'Groot' costume and yet all the idiots in my office can't stop emailing about Shannon's dumbass toddler's bullshit 'Baby Groot' costume that honestly looks like a turd in a marshmallow.

by throwaway87634 October 27, 2019

Crusty Marshmallow

When after a one night stand, you masturbate onto the other person's pillow while they're taking a shower.

I snuck out while she was getting ready, buy not before I left her a crusty marshmallow.

by Cmellow April 27, 2017

marshmallow breasts

A woman possessing small breasts.

My friend Nichole's nickname is marshmallow breasts, 'cause she wears an A cup!

by Anaksunaman June 19, 2004

Killer Marshmallow

A Marshmallow which can live and breath and kill anyone who passes

"Ah, its a killer Marshmallow Its going to eat us" "No Shit"

by Prof. Loserfacee October 21, 2008

walking marshmallow

like a female chav but pink and white from head to toe listens to 'pop' likes to look like a whore, generally mates with male chavs (is never gay or bi) errr looks like a marshmallow (with legs and arms) shop in places like next, kylie (shops with larghe amounts of baby pink in the window)

as above

by faith newman May 1, 2004

Burnt marshmallow

The act of cuming in a spoon, heating it with a lighter, and eating it while it is super heated.

I made my girlfriend burnt marshmallow me last night.

by kingwithSWaG August 1, 2012