Marko

Big gay nibba with a spider-man sk8board.

OMG its Marko. I better run away.

by A total GOD May 25, 2019

Marek

A very common Polish girl's name.

Dad: Who are you texting?
Daughter: Oh, my friend Marek. She's asking me about homework.
Dad: Oh, ok! :)

by Bromance357 April 7, 2011

Markos

The act of taking profit and vanishing

Don't worry, I won't pull a Markos

by The Design Community May 25, 2019

Marko

Marko has one of the greatest physiques, he also loves dick, um, i mean has a dick. He will eat plazma with milk if he can, and if he had a sister he would think about raping her every day of the week😈. People that are called victor(and anyone else) want to be like him, marko has a 27cm horse cock and you wiol die if you try to hop on it, marko has the best ever muscle insertions(except for his calves)

Omg he's so huge, i bet he's a marko

by Bigcigan November 30, 2021

spity okie n marko

the three hottest chicks in the USA!.. hms.... hell yeh biotch... noice!!!...coolio

person 1: spity marko n okie r comin!!!
person 2: noice!

by do you even hav 2 ask? January 21, 2005

Marko Sebalj

Marko Sebalj is an intellectual. He uses his savant-like nature to make highly intelligent strategic moves. Some idiots that are gon be virgins for life call him a "fucking asshole" because they are jealous, but he believes that this is irrelevant. Become his friend as fast as you can, as he will help you and try his best to protect you.

salty kid: "Marko Sebalj is a fucking asshole"
chad Marko: "I don't care."
salty kid: "well fuck."

by unborncorpse May 20, 2021

markovnikov's law

(see brown precipitate)
Derived from Nelson Advanced Chemistry but not relating to markovnikov's law in any way.
Mistakenly used to identify a process in which, gas is passed over a heated nickel catalyst to produce a brown precipitate.

*someone follows through*
"I just proved markovnikov's law!"

by Dominic June 4, 2004