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Minecraft

The best game ever. Bash out to it. Although it is a game for “kids” there are ways to make it not PG😎😘. Overall the best game. So smexi. Steve is fit
Are you a diamond pickaxe cause you make me harder than obsidian, -Steve from minecraft
by Smexisausages May 28, 2019
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Minecraft

One of the best game in history, it created YouTube and all of it’s cringy videos. Thank you minecraft. I love you.
Person 1: Yo bro do you wanna play Minecraft?
Person 2: Fuck yeah
by kittensps October 12, 2020
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Minecraft

Was once the biggest thing in the world now it’s just a wasteland of shitty videos and clickbait
YOU SUCK AT MINECRAFT YOU N00b
by Manfromthe90s July 17, 2018
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Minecraft

An adult game only for pro gamers
Q. Wanna play Fortnite?
R. Ew no i play Minecraft
by Rxgie January 4, 2020
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Minecraft

A game where you can build what ever you want. Until you friend destroys your building and you murder him, you are sent to jail and killed with lethal injection.
I just pulled a Minecraft, fina see god soon.
by lil kettle March 10, 2020
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Minecraft

Minecraft may look like just another survival fantasy RPGmade out of blocks. But when you play it for the first time, you will become “Awakened” you will realize that Minecraft is the escape from the cruel unjust world that humanity has conquered and corrupted. True joy and happiness is within us all, and Minecraft is the keymaster. A world of your own, we’re you can be free and live in harmony with all that’s around you. Including your friends who have also been “Awakended.” First you are building your house and thinking about how your gonna survive the night, next your screaming into the mic because your friend led a creeper inside and blew your house to blocks. And lastly, your sitting on the shore, staring out above the sea at the beutiful square sunset, with your 3 bffs by your side. All the while your thinking, you know...life’s good.
My future Grandson in 2065: “Hey Paw Paw? What is Mine Craft. Our history teacher told us about it at school. He told about the signing of the World Wide Peace treaty and how Minecraft caused it all. He told us stuff about uniting all humanity with this Mine Craft thing and—”
Me: *chuckles*
Grandson: “What is it Paw Paw?”
Me: “Minecraft? *Puffs Smoke* I haven’t heard that name in years...”
by WordWizzard69 October 9, 2019
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