by lucas1234 December 28, 2005

by AbigHor April 19, 2010

The horrifying, mutant breed of M&M's that have been transformed succeeding any time spent being held in a human hand.
Rick: Hey Jane, would you care for any M'M's? (Holding out an enclosed fist)
Jane: Why sure! That is so kind of you.
(As Rick starts to open his hand)
Jane: Wait a doggone second, do you expect me to eat those palm M&M's. Your half melted, color faded, shell cracked M&M's? Those slightly warmer than room temperature candies thanks to their recent close encounter with a human body? Shall I directly take them from you as they wantonly cling to your palm? Yeah, check yourself Rick.
Jane: Why sure! That is so kind of you.
(As Rick starts to open his hand)
Jane: Wait a doggone second, do you expect me to eat those palm M&M's. Your half melted, color faded, shell cracked M&M's? Those slightly warmer than room temperature candies thanks to their recent close encounter with a human body? Shall I directly take them from you as they wantonly cling to your palm? Yeah, check yourself Rick.
by pringleballs January 13, 2012

To masterbate or Jack off.
by crobot July 29, 2005

by simplolsmh February 13, 2021
