M & M

A shortened term refering to a pack of Marlboro Menthols.

Yo, run down to the store and pick me up some M & M's.

by lucas1234 December 28, 2005

Mr. M&M

A large red M&M who has an on and off relationship with Coffin Joe, drummer out of the horrors.

"That Mr. M&M, he did me over!" - As said by Coffin Joe.

by AbigHor April 19, 2010

Palm M&M's

The horrifying, mutant breed of M&M's that have been transformed succeeding any time spent being held in a human hand.

Rick: Hey Jane, would you care for any M'M's? (Holding out an enclosed fist)

Jane: Why sure! That is so kind of you.

(As Rick starts to open his hand)

Jane: Wait a doggone second, do you expect me to eat those palm M&M's. Your half melted, color faded, shell cracked M&M's? Those slightly warmer than room temperature candies thanks to their recent close encounter with a human body? Shall I directly take them from you as they wantonly cling to your palm? Yeah, check yourself Rick.

by pringleballs January 13, 2012

M it

To masterbate or Jack off.

She totally blueballed me so I had to go home and M it.

by crobot July 29, 2005

brown m&m

oh no there is the brown M&M keep it away from Wilbur

me: leaves brown m&m on my table -

Wilbur soot: intense breathing noises-

by simplolsmh February 13, 2021

M

A letter of the Alphabet, the reason you typed this is either your a Horny 14 years old on omegle or your keyboard and fingers are just bitches and won't let any other of the letters out except "M".

M or F? I'm M, oh your F? Are you horny cuz I kinda wanna sex chat..

by RabbitHoles January 30, 2022

M

When someone says "M" thats means that they are a microwave.

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by .Cosmics July 9, 2022