LUAM

Left you (u) a message

Call recipient (by text or messenger): "Hey, I didn't get to the phone in time"

Caller (by text or messenger): "no problem (or np), luam"... "np, luam, ttyl"

by Jr Ryder 3 June 2, 2010

liamism

a made up story, a lie, big talk, a story to try and impress people

dude 1: i was walkin down the street and this ned jumped out so i smashed him and pissed on his face and then got drunk stole a car shot a dog and drove into a wall while juggling a dozen potaoes with my feet.
dude 2: now that was a liamism right there

by clockwork tumbleweed October 6, 2006

lamine

someone with a big black cock and decent dreads but is retarded and probably high

you are so fucking stupid u lamine

by nigpigtatenda August 6, 2021

Lamia

Lamia is a giant bitch with a huge badonkadonk. She's the type of girl you'd look at and wish they were yours. Lamia is the pretty girl you see in the middle of the street and think about forever. But she's a big fat bitch

"wow I wish my girlfriend was a lamia"

by kesioa October 10, 2020

Global Laming

The fictitious and nondescript effect of too much smug in the atmosphere. Smug is caused by humans who, among other things, love the smell of their own farts because they drive hybrid cars.

Coined in South park when Kyle's dad thinks he is ahead of the curb than the other residents of south park because he buys a Hybrid.

Guy: Stop acting like such a smug bastard just because you own a hybrid car.
Hybrid Owner: Unlike you I'm trying to protect the earth rather than destroy it. *Smells his own fart*
Guy: That couldn't be further from the truth, global laming is far worse that global warming.

by OKay12 July 30, 2011

Llamification

Llamification (n) - the process by which one's appendix is replaced by a llama
"Boy, that llamification was totally worth it, now my appendix is out and I'm attached to a llama!"

"Boy, that llamification was totally worth it, now my appendix is out and I'm attached to a llama!"

by Ma'am by the Ocean April 3, 2009

llamish

The act of being part llama, part Ahmish. Used as an insult.

You are being so Llamish

by corndogs May 20, 2009