lotion and whistles

A bowl of cum and dicks

“L plug he said this weed not even strong like I had a dream of eating a bowl of lotion and whistles”

by NYC.Alex December 4, 2024

street lotion

A thin film that covers paved surfaces in urban areas and makes them slightly darker and somewhat slippery. Found with greater frequency near dumpsters and in front of restaurants that serve greasy food.

Due to not having alleys and piling their garbage on sidewalks NYC has a greater prevalence of street lotion as compared to other US cities.

by Farsidekid00 May 6, 2016

lotion

your mom when i- when your- when your mo- when- when your mom- when i and your- when your mom and i- when when WHEN

per 1: I bought this new lotion at bath and body work-
per 2: when your mom- when your- when your - when your mom and i- me when your mo- when your mom and me- when your- when your mom-
per 1: please stop

by anonymous September 20, 2021

miracle whip lotion

replace someones lotion with miracle whip. NOTES: mix it 50/50 that would make it smell natural. good luck! works with shampoo to!!

dude: ya man I just did the miracle wihip lotion trick.
dude 2: thats sick bra!!!
chick: I need some lotion! (miracle whip lotion)

by tulshead January 12, 2012

lotion slinger

Dude that beat his meat and sling lotion everywhere

Lotion slinger is yo sling lotion everywhere when ur beating ur meat

by Jesus Christ my lord and sav January 19, 2018

lotionalizing

To moisturize one's skin/body with lotion.

I told my roommate, Ivy, not to come in the room because I just came out of the shower and was lotionalizing.

by marzena August 24, 2008

lotion bowling

The act of sliding lotion across the floor as if you were bowling.

"ha ha ha i'm lotion bowling over here!"

by lotion_god October 11, 2022