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Lobster Fist 

The sexual act where a woman anally fists a man while he is fisting another man or woman. The group of bodies together looks like a Lobster. This is also known a 2 black eyes or the anal eclipse.
LOBSTER FIST

From a real Craigslist Post:

Lobster fantasy (anal fisting) - mw4mw - 2725 (Montreal)

We are a young cute couple and we love anal fisting. We anal fist each other all the time but we want something more.

We have this fantasy that we call "the lobster." The woman is anally fisting a man and a woman while being anally fisted by a man (or a woman). It looks like a lobster (think about it). We want to do that. Hard.

So we need a couple (man/woman or woman/woman) to help us fulfill this dream.

We are searching for anything between 25 and 50. You must be able to send us pics (body with or without your face) and you must be able to prove that the woman can handle anal fisting.

On parle aussi francais. Si vous etes un couple qui aime le fisting anal, communique avec nous. Vous allez capoter.

Location - Montreal
Lobster Fist by Bakala McJew November 16, 2013
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lobsterfication 

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