malt loaf

Malt loaf has a sweet taste and a chewy texture like very heavy, soft bread. It is made from malt and often contains fruit such as raisins. Many eat it with a spread of butter, chocolate or cheese.

SoreenAunt Ellen's is another brand of malt loafs. Both are produced in Manchester

by dixieheart March 16, 2009

danger loaf

A danger loaf is a chonky raccoon (basically all raccoons)

Did you see that danger loaf, it almost attacked me to take my garbage, but it's so cute and chonky i cant be mad at it

by Bummely bum September 1, 2020

Split Loaf

When you wear a thong and shit in your pants and the shit splits in half.

That thong wearing stripper just did a split loaf on stage.

by BBOT5000 March 3, 2018

loaf culture

Bland white bread culture. A westenized culture that is not and never will be cool. Should not be confused with being suburban, loaf culture encapsulates basicness and the need to follow some kind of 50's American dream of being traditionally successful. May also be seen in other non-white communities as it is another way of being "inside the box" by copying western culture.

person b: i'm so sick of people being so westernized and wanting to be bland as fuck.
person a: i fucking hate loaf culture.

by oofsies September 9, 2018

Dinner Loaf

A dinner loaf is a classic America food staple in which the chef takes a dump in a toilet and tenderly removes the loaf from the bowl and places it on a platter. It is tradition to "pinch the loaf" before serving to test it quality, viscosity, consistency, volume, and overall quality before serving to guests. The only way to carve and serve a dinner loaf is by using a magazine page. If it cuts easily it is a quality loaf!

Jim said to Sally "Hey girl ya hungry?"
Sally replied "I could eat!"
Jim earnestly then brought her to the bathroom showing her his glorius "dinner loaf".

Sally; upon noticing the dinner loaf was steamy and of high quality jumped in joy and said "leaping lemurs I haven't had dinner loaf in a coons age!"

by P8k&& February 18, 2018

Chicken Loaf

Australian rhyming slang term. It is a polite replacement for "Fucking Oath"

Do you want a cold beer mate?", "Yeah, chicken loaf i do!" and also "Man its a bloody hot day!" "Chicken loaf, its stinkin' hot!

by Dearie Me April 11, 2011

dome-loaf

A hairstyle: when referred to in this manner it is usually really big and cheesy-looking.
See loafy

Remember Richard Marx? He had the worst dome-loaf ever.

by juniper July 18, 2005