A term used while in prison. It occurs when a dominate cell mate orders his "BITCH" to lay on his stomach and grease up his thighs. The dominate mate will then hump the greased up thighs of the bitch, which I heard feels simular to that of a females vagina. This is performed to avoid being labeled gay and to avoid sexually transmitted diseases.
Yo, I just got me some boy pussy when I slick legged my celly last night. I gots to get the fuck up out this joint soon.
by Deputy Law Dawg August 5, 2011
Get the Slick Legged mug.An adjective for a long piece of wood that has holes drilled into it that pirates use as a dutch wife to release sexual tension. Each hole is drilled approximately one body length apart so a long line of pirates can sodomize the wood simultaneously. The resulting effect is that the wood used to pleasure the pirates has become covered in cum. When the piece of wood no longer retains its natural rigidness, it is said to be "cum-logged."
Aargh matey, that bit of wood is cum-logged. Throw it overboard to Davy Jones's locker and put in a new piece of wood. Pirates want a dutch wife that isn't a big soggy mess, they like a little bit of roughness they do. Aargh!
by Alex Davis March 29, 2008
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when one, after being unsatisfied after sex, breaks the leg of his partner while she is in a vulnerable "position" and pushes her off the bed.
Tyler:Dude what happened to that chick at the gym you were talking to...she broke her leg
Drew:We hooked up last night and I gave her the one-legged skydiver
Drew:We hooked up last night and I gave her the one-legged skydiver
by Boom City! January 28, 2009
Get the one-legged skydiver mug.Did you hear about that chick that Rob hooked up with? It was a three legged woman, if you know what I mean!
by stormandcrash October 14, 2009
Get the Three Legged Woman mug.When you prop your feet on the en table and drive your veiny man septer into her vaj like a post hole digger
by thatch city March 22, 2010
Get the two legged post pounder mug.by Robule May 3, 2007
Get the hang-lagged mug.The act of ejaculating in your partner's eye and then kicking her in the shin, causing her to move around like a one-legged pirate.
by alitalia December 5, 2007
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