New New York Pubic Library

Also known as the adult bookstore, located in Central New New York in the year 3010.

Sal: I’m going to back the adults bookstore.
Fry: Adult bookstore? I thought this was the public library.
Bender: No, pubic library!
Me: It’s the New New York Pubic Library!

by gregben July 11, 2021

George W. Bush Presidential Library

A pretty good joke. A man more infamous for anti-intellectualism than anyone in history having a library for a memorial is pretty goddamn funny.

Welcome to the George W. Bush Presidential Library, please leave your books at the door.…yeah right there, in that burning pile.

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by xX_CaliforniaCheese_Xx September 14, 2011

Folger Shakespeare Library High School Fellowship Program

da place where all da bitchez come to learn da language of loooove.

we also study this dead guy named Bill Shakes. It's pretty awesome. All the bitchez are smart and nerdsy, and all of them are gorgeous.

at least 3 out of the sixteen will be extremely pretentious. and at least 50% of the total male population will be gay.

if youre not a hipster, youre a nerd. if youre not a nerd, youre a sloot.

Sloot: Hey, so you going to the Folger Shakespeare Library High School Fellowship Program today?

Hipster: yea, I decided to dress like Shakespeare to get in the mood.

Kid #1: ME TOO!

Sloot: OMG. THAT'S SO HAWT.

Nerd: ....I want to be Hamlet.

Entire class: LET'S ALL BE HAMLET

Sloot: naww i wanna be Ophelia. mmmmm Hamlet's meats.

by iheartshakespearesomuch December 11, 2010

Library Grunter

Grunts, moans, and sighs that sounds awkwardly similar to dropping a deuce, watching porn or even slow sex. Very common for the culprit to have headphones on and be unaware of their inappropriate library sounds.

Emma was studying diligently in the library when the sounds of a library grunter penetrated her eardrum making her geology homework nearly impossible to focus on.

by sexinpublicplaces February 11, 2011

library monitor

a stinky peice of shitty poop

that library monitor sucks ass

by Jake58376 June 20, 2022

Middleton Library

Louisiana State University's(LSU) most notorious and largest library on campus. It is located on central campus and lies 4 stories high. Some students refer to it as "The Zoo." This is because it has become the headquarters for many different cultures. It is overpopulated by an unusually large group of people who prefer it up the derriere. It is also the Maze Runner for autistic students who love to streamline anime and watch Brazzers and gay pornography on the school desktops. Many computers have unfortunately been wiped and replaced as a result of virus overloads because of these porn sites. It also houses quite a few homeless people from time to time who pay no attention to no one but themselves. The basement of the library has been abandoned since 1988 for unknown purposes and some students who have gone to such depths have reported nightmares years after they have graduated.

Hey man, you've been to Middleton Library?

Yeah man! I saw two Asians having lightsaber fights on the second floor the other night.

by bchc2003 May 02, 2018

Library perve

Is usually a male with glasses of Caucasian decent that makes use of libraries to talk to attractive women. He descises himself as a student and tends to sit in front of heavy literature such as quantum mechanics or medicine books in order to seem more intelligent. Other then approaching women in clubs or bars, the library perve systemically “hunts“ in the setting of knowledge. Possibly universities, book reading sessions or chess clubs. He is often illeterate, but possesses a dangerously elevated libido. The “Library Perve” is not to be confused with the classical and more common “Library creep.”

Sarah: “Today a guy approached me in the library and asked if I wanted to go for a coffee. His name was Sebastian”

Lisa: “be careful! he also approached me yesterday and two of my
friends the day before! He is a library perve!”

Monica: “Today I saw a guy who was checking out every girl‘s ass walking by! He was on the same page of his medicine book for three hours!“

Catherine: “That must of been a library perve!“

by Luigi Figo January 19, 2018