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LeBron James

Time to clean the slate on the LeBron James definition. A pathetic, ego driven traitor and the main villain of the NBA. His departure to the Heat was truly disgraceful to Cleveland. He decided to announce his move in a classless fashion which is a big fuck you, with no proper goodbye to Cleveland. He whines about not winning rings when in reality he wants to play with 2 of his butt buddies. His explanation for all of this was a lie.

Queen James' decision to sign with the Heat happened to be planned out since 2008, when his boyfriends, Dwyane Fade and Christy Bosh were on the U.S. team in the Olympics. Turns out LeBron could have gotten a championship with the Cavs, he just decided to quit like a fucking bitch in the playoffs (2009 vs Magic; 2010 vs Celtics.). The 3 lovers decided to join forces today all because they were pulverizing countries who don't give a squirt of piss about basketball.

He didn't wake up the morning of his decision day and talk with his mother about it. Your mother would sure as hell not be okay with you blowing up half of a U.S. state to kingdom come including where you live just to get a small piece of plastic around your finger.

And thus his lack of backbone and machismo proves himself as not a knight but a knave, not a leader but a follower, not a winner but a loser! And not only that Cleveland and Akron hate him now but so do the other teams, realizing his free agency was a fucking rig. He's never going to be on par with Jordan and Kobe.
Miami fan: HAHAHA WE GOT LeBron James and Cleveland sucks!
Cleveland fan: Nooooo. Now that you got LeBron, Miami sucks. Oh and they just lost again. Throw another jersey on the fire.
by Smart American Male July 11, 2010
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Lebron James

synonymous with bitch or pussy. One who is disloyal and narcissistic. Could not win title in his hometown so he decided to try and buy a championship.
by daking23 July 11, 2010
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LeBron

In Manderin Chinese LeBron has been known to mean selfish prick and/or bastard.
Sean: Hey Matt pass the ball!

Matt: No

Sean: Dude you're being a total LeBron.
by LeBronhater23 April 24, 2010
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Lebron

The act of being a ball hog the ENTIRE game but yet still being able to keep the score or lead close..until the final minutes where you choke and blow the game if and ONLY IF you are playing a good team
Kendell dominated the entire game but he pulled a Lebron and we lost the championship game.
by Frank W R January 25, 2009
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Lebrono

The act of completely going back on your word, where you promising everything and then lie about it, then rub it in someone/s face- aka- Lebrono
dude, the lebrono you pulled on that one was pretty bad
by Taketheterran2 December 4, 2010
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Lebroni

A professional athlete that chokes and losses a championship games especially after gloating that they will win said championship.
by Dirtyrot10scoundrel June 15, 2011
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LeBronto

The new name given for the city of Toronto since Lebron James destroys them every single year in the playoffs...Toronto has never beat Lebron in the playoffs, therefore it is referred to know as LeBronto
Doesn't Lebron James want to own an NBA team in the future?

Yea..but he already owns the LeBronto Raptors
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