lemons

the facial expression made when:

1)An individual hears or sees something 'heartrending' and reacts by screwing their face up as if they had just eaten lots of lemons


2) an individual is deeply upset and looks bitter

"man, trust me when she started singing I was showing bare lemons"

"I aint into that girl, she just looks lemons"

by IsaiahDee June 16, 2005

Lemoning

The art of shoving lemons up one's cock

He was lemoning till he had 62 inside him

by Noodle Fart May 30, 2017

Lemon

A term used to describe an ugly, dilapidated beat-up car.

Bob: Yo, U still ridin that shitty ass car?

David: Yeah, but i gotta get rid of this lemon before my bitches come around.

by CavZzZ April 15, 2006

lemons

Very upright boobs; boobs that are practically pointing towards the sky.

Andrew: Woah! nice lemons gracie

Gracie: shut up you pervy transvestite

by Tom the Ninja April 30, 2008

Lemon

A fruit mainly used as an instrument. Also used in One Direction.

"Did you hear that lemon?"
"That was my wife"

by Randomizle January 9, 2015

Lemon

when you are to high to do anything at all. ( walk, drive, eat,talk,ect.)

Mike:dude Jon is lemon
Paul: haha yeah dude just leave him lets go to taco bell.

by ashdfciohdsuf June 2, 2011

Lemon

Code word for Lorazapam; an anti-anxiety prescription drug.

Work was so stressful today I had to take a lemon to keep from having a panic attack.

by Kaitya June 15, 2012