lakers

1) Meaning men who are superior in quality and sportsmanship.
2) The greatest basketball team of all time.

The world champion Los Angeles Lakers defeated the Sacramento Queens, on the road to thier third straight victory.

by Mike Bibby April 4, 2003

lacerfacer

A cute, petite little girl.

Kathy: What is your type?
Kevin: I like lacerfacer

by larsen September 24, 2013

Lakers

The Greatest and most envied team in the league, consisting of:
Kobe Bryant - The next Jordan
Shaquille O'Neal - The Most Dominant Ever
Karl Malone - The least selfish player in the league (Antonym: T-Mac)

All the kings fan wish the Lakers were up in Sacramento.

by kobe4prez July 7, 2004

lakers

Best team ever put together.

1-2-3- skip a year- 4

The real MVP K-O-B-E

The lakers will win it all in 2004.

by NM III June 1, 2004

Lamer

One who can't type, can't spell, has only one soul purpose to annoy others.

George Bush
David Hasslehoff
Jessica Simpson
That fat guy from boogie nights

by Thompson February 22, 2004

laker

a wealthy person who does not live at the lake but owns a cottage and/or boat there. most travel a minimum of an hour to inconveniently make the lake busy as hell. lakers make the gas prices go up and increase the summer population by 200%.

laker: "i just bought a boat that i don't know how to drive. can you show me to the nearest marina with the most expensive gas, since i can afford it, so i can fill my 2 boats and 7 jetskis?"

local: "you must be a laker."

by cakehoe August 6, 2008

vaginal laceration

The jagged tearing of tissue of the vagina to produce a deep, pussing, bleeding, ragged gash.

A klutzy girl named Liz was walking on he newly waxed floor with a knife in her hand. She was distracted by the lovely voice of her frinend Kacii. Lizabeth slipped and fell and as she did the knife stabbed into her vagina. Thus resulted in a vaginal laceration.

by Kacii-Ann August 15, 2006